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babyelsa:

It took me 5ever to learn how to do makeup properly n I’m still kinda ugly and here come all these 16 year old infants with perfectly shaped brows and softly blended contours. No fuck you how can you even afford that shit. What the hell. How dare you

When u accidentally like ur own post and you don’t know how to fix it fml

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It took me 5ever to learn how to do makeup properly n I’m still kinda ugly and here come all these 16 year old infants with perfectly shaped brows and softly blended contours. No fuck you how can you even afford that shit. What the hell. How dare you

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"Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend."
— One of my customers (via assachusetts)

coffeeperson737:

marsianh:

thatsthat24:

Things in Common with a Teen Titan 💥 (W/ Greg Cipes, The Voice of Beast Boy)

*Teen Titans music playing*

Thomas: Beast Boy, you can transform too?!

Beast Boy: Any animal in a sec! What can /you/ turn into?

*music stops playing*

Thomas: A huge disappointment!

Beast Boy: …oh.

Thomas: Takes me a whole semester, though.

ME